ACTIVE TOOL
URL Lengthener
Turn short links into absurd links. This tool wraps a target URL in a long
redirect URL under uselesstools.jonfinger.com.
Useless Tools
Select one tool at a time, then use it on the right.
COMING SOON
Useless Facts
This lane will dump perfectly true facts with zero practical value.
COMING SOON
Obtuse Helper
This lane will answer simple questions in increasingly indirect ways.