Useless Tools

DDR-style selector on the left. Active tool console on the right.

ACTIVE TOOL

URL Lengthener

Turn short links into absurd links. This tool wraps a target URL in a long redirect URL under uselesstools.jonfinger.com.

Target Length

Open URL
COMING SOON

Useless Facts

This lane will dump perfectly true facts with zero practical value.

COMING SOON

Obtuse Helper

This lane will answer simple questions in increasingly indirect ways.